Ready for my trip
Undies full of safety pins
Hope to get wanded

Oh Bloggess—Red hair!
Sharing saucy ginger side
Through hairs in sink drain

Hair so squeaky clean.
Her no-residue secret? 
A warm urine rinse.

Get all tingly hot
Unfasten cleavage buttons
Lick mannequin boob

It’s sick - entrails and
Hog genitals ground in meat.
Want your burger rare?

Delicious thigh meat.
Perfectly charred, but juicy.
Was a good dad, too.

Just love mementos…
Souvenir ring, old photos,
Blood stains on the rug

How do i love thee
Let me count the ways, Oh shit
She is waking up

Hot for sweater vests
Screen licked to taste your icon
I want you, Bill Gates

You know you want it
Hike that skirt and climb in my
Vat of chicken grease