November 2011
3 posts
I am the lion, May you writhe in agony, as I feast on you http://t.co/r5TDQMw9
I am the lion, May you writhe in agony, as I feast on you
I am an almond I contain cyanide gas the germans found it
March 2011
1 post
Body in motion praying mantis at sex she bites off his head
February 2011
2 posts
Backroom abortion a poor woman’s offence a wire for two
She hears her child’s wail Mother’s arms can’t reach for him Severed in the blast
January 2011
3 posts
Your head neatly bowed. Hair falling down past your face, You hang from that rod.
kitty is so soft i love to pet his fur coat he made great mittens
I am in heaven. No more need for worldly things. It’s boring as shit.
August 2010
1 post
Shocking images Colorfully fill the screen OH HAI, bukkake!
March 2010
1 post
Oh, a funny prank! Fill their coat pockets with pork. Unleash Pinschers. Whee!
February 2010
2 posts
Snow falling softly Coating the world silently Hiding the blood stains
The dominatrix Said: “Whip marks are the new black” So I tried some on
January 2010
1 post
The spanking machine Needs repairs; the sluts bring it Tears and Astroglide
October 2009
3 posts
Ready for my trip Undies full of safety pins Hope to get wanded
Oh Bloggess—Red hair! Sharing saucy ginger side Through hairs in sink drain
Hair so squeaky clean. Her no-residue secret? A warm urine rinse.
September 2009
3 posts
Get all tingly hot Unfasten cleavage buttons Lick mannequin boob
It’s sick - entrails and Hog genitals ground in meat. Want your burger rare?
Delicious thigh meat. Perfectly charred, but juicy. Was a good dad, too.
August 2009
6 posts
Just love mementos… Souvenir ring, old photos, Blood stains on the rug
How do i love thee Let me count the ways, Oh shit She is waking up
Hot for sweater vests Screen licked to taste your icon I want you, Bill Gates
You know you want it Hike that skirt and climb in my Vat of chicken grease
Copier shimmies. Load up paper. Dim the lights. Ah, Reproduction!
Curious Bill and His Under-Table Treasures Today? Gum for all!
July 2009
5 posts
So the hamster died I just tried to give it love Don’t you judge me, bitch
Star Wars is so Hot! Made me leave sticky surprise On the movie seat
I love Southerners! Hog tying and wrestling fun. Please let me go now.
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A Test Haiku
A Cool Layout frames
The inappropriate scourge
Of my broken mind
June 2009
4 posts
Sweet passion spent Whispered promise not to tell Our mom would be pissed
Time to cowboy up Trusty rope, lasso twisted Slip it round your neck
Bloggess, you made cake! Are these pantyhose for me? I’ll leave your dumpster.
Pretty pretty face Not quite symmetrical now I’ve started to cut
Yes I’ve a hickey. Men have primal, carnal needs Let’s get you to school.
May 2009
19 posts
Bloggess—Ferret out
Any Privates on that Boat
Full of sweet Seamen?
Bound feet and arms You’re so cute when you slither Trying for the door
He unzips my pants. My shirt is now on the floor. “What’s your name again?”
Must relieve bladder. Oh yeah, so much better, OUCH! Not toilet paper.
Like I showed you, now Hold the collar tight, legs down She is still twitching
Dry dumpster burger. Lucky me! A small balloon filled with mayonnaise
Money’s no worry. When it’s all gone, I can just Commit suicide.
Digging, hoping for
Treasure beneath the surface
Sweet! Toenail fungus
Your hair is lovely Lustrous, curly, and long. How’s The other nostril?
That’s our Johnny, with The bird nest and little bird Decapitated
Overreacting Only left you there one night Here, salve those rope burns
Night in the drunk tank Sure, take half of my sandwich Friends don’t shank friends, right?
It’s so peaceful here. Warmth, comfort, safety, crisp sheets — My hospital bed.
She’s a dainty bird! Trim from fluttering about And crapping on cars